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Lord Byron’s owner told The Seattle Collegian the cat has even hopped into the cars of unsuspecting drivers. A rapidly growing Facebook group devoted to Lord Byron, a five-year-old feline named for the adventurous British Romantic, documents sightings everywhere from street corners to inside random people’s homes. The wanderlust of an orange tabby cat has captured the imagination of a Seattle neighborhood. Strella Biotechnology uses sensors to monitor levels of ethylene, a gas that fruits exude, to track which Granny Smiths are ripe or rotten as they slog through the supply chain. Neglected produce in warehouses and shipping containers will get wasted less now, thanks to a local startup recently featured by GeekWire. It’s being called an act of tactical urbanism. Thick white lines showed up one September day across a thoroughfare that’s overdue for a permanent crossing. T he Seattle Department of Transportation has removed a “guerrilla crosswalk” at Greenwood Avenue North and North 83rd Street, The Seattle Times reports. The not-yet-sentient singer crooned about the day when engineers can no longer control their creations. A recent New York Times feature captured the oddity of watching a jazz fusion band perform on Maury Island with a machine, Desdemona, as its lead vocalist. Artificial intelligence is also coming for the performing arts. The AI Singerįorget about those Dall-E Mini art memes. A few days later, three runaways trotted alongside Highway 12 in Brady. The heist wasn’t the only local goat drama. The suspects then took Penny to a Walmart in Lacey (naturally) before the local sheriff’s office recovered the three-month-old animal and returned it to its owners. Bahhhhd DecisionsĪ Nigerian Dwarf goat was stolen from the Grays Harbor County Fair. The exhibit, slated to debut this fall at the First Hill art space, was swiftly nixed. Microsoft Canceled (Literally)Īfter the Museum of Museums announced a call for art exclusively from Amazon and Microsoft workers, many social media commenters dragged a show designed “to recalibrate the narrative around what a big tech worker is,” citing the industry’s ties to the gentrification pushing artists out of the city. Seattle’s parking enforcement officers have finally found a permanent spot-back with the Seattle Police Department-after a shift to the Department of Transportation under former mayor Jenny Durkan led to a massive mistake: a legal technicality that forced the city to nullify nearly $4.5 million in parking tickets.Īmazon vs. A University of Washington researcher later picked apart the report’s zero sources and dubious gossip network growth. A notable Instagram account with 157,000 followers at the time posted about the rumor, and concerned service industry vets passed word on to patrons.

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Internet scuttlebutt of a serial killer on the loose in Seattle seemed to spread faster than one could say “fake news” this fall. A fake account for Redmond-based Nintendo of America posted a pic of its iconic Italian plumber extending the middle finger.

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Image: czgur /, alexander Shatov and James Lee /, Wikimedia Commons, and Seattle Met Composite Flipping the BirdĮlon Musk’s chaotic Twitter takeover included an endeavor to sell blue verification checkmarks for $8, leaving brands to deal with IRL fallout from digital impersonators. In all instances, the mail carriers were unharmed and the trucks were eventually recovered-sans a few packages. Local porch pirates have apparently set sail for wider waters as a string of mail truck thefts last winter sent police officers scouring Beacon Hill and West Seattle for the boxy white vehicles. As proud residents rushed to post their footage on Twitter, the American Meteor Society simply recorded it as Event 314-2023 in its fireball log. Night StreakingĪ green fireball-brightly blazing space debris that explodes in the upper layers of Earth’s atmosphere-lit up dash cams and home security systems across Western Washington last January. Some fans even went so far as to create their own custom “pro-choice” jerseys. Supporters decried the religiously affiliated health organization’s anti-abortion and anti-transgender stance-something at odds with the football club’s public overtures to the LGBTQ community. In January, the Sounders announced Providence as their main kit sponsor…and it did not go over well.







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